MADONNA!!!!!!

Posted by The J on Jun 26 2006 | Tagged as: 2006

This is my first non-WTF, Child related or just crazy rant bullshit blog!

YEAH!  After a 20 year obsession with the woman herself I finally was able to see Madonna in concert!!  It was great!! J  bought me tix for mother’s day and brought me kicking and screaming the whole way…and i wanna thank him for it!!  I thought i wouldn’t have fun cuz i would be to busy thinking of the boyz and missing them etc… but the moment she dropped from the ceiling in her disco ball you couldn’t stop yourself from having fun!!  It was and an amazing show with everything from madonna pole dancing on a pole w/a horse saddle on it to “like a virgin” to Madonna on a disco ball style cross, with the crown of thorns and all!  And if i could remember her “john travolta” inspired dance to Music i would be the hippest dancer on the dance floor.  Madonna still has it…she’s beautiful, she’s sexy, and she rocks…she is the Queen of the Dancefloor!!  Well I could go on, and on and on but i won’t…if anyone wants more details…buy your own damn tickets!! ;)

Thanks again hun!!  I had a blast! 

"oh shit what mommy?"

Posted by The J on Jun 16 2006 | Tagged as: 2006

here’s a cute Zane story (a.k.a. bad mommy story) to share w/everyone!

Last week i was looking at my calendar…if something isn’t on my calendar i forget it exsists…and i realized i didn’t write down a concert thing i had planned to go to w/my mom and the boyz and she had taken the night off for it and i had scheduled myself to work so feeling frustrated and annoyed with myself i mutter to myself…”oh shit!”  Zane was in the living room but promptly entered the kitchen and replies “what oh shit mommy?”  Well my response probably wasn’t the best solution to the problem at hand…

…I Fell the floor laughing and Zane just kept on saying it!!  then i decide it’s better maybe at this point to ignore it…i go outside to tell j what had just happened…zane came to the door, came outside and proceeded to march around the porch say “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit”…again all i could do is cover my face and try to pretend i wasn’t laughing but crying!  J intervened explaining that he was saying a bad word and mommy was bad for saying it and that now i was crying because i had taught zane a bad word! 

the story ends happily…zane is a little less obsessed w/the words “oh shit” and actually will use them correctly like in the middle of walmart after he had peed his pants!

hope no one was injured falling out of their chairs laughing while reading this story!