So I know people aren’t really all that interested in what I have to say…they may nod their heads and smile politely all the wile thinking…”she’s fucking crazy!!”  but there is something I know everyone is very interested in: the Worlds Coolest Kids…We’ll call them cool kid Z and cool kid L (because cool kid #1 and #2…well #2 just sounds like poop and how can you sound cool if you are being called something that sounds like poop.)

1.  Our first story is one that revolves around cool kid Z.  Z’s mommy (the worlds funniest mommy) was trying to teach him to speak some Spanish.  No,  she herself cannot speak spanish so she is relying on tv, flash cards and a minimal knowledge from working in Springfield.  So one day Rosita (She’s the mexican monster on sesame street) Tells us the spanish word of the day is “HOLA”.  So mommy teaches it to Z how to say it and what it means.  Then she says to him “can you say hello in spanish ”  she waits for him to say it…knowing he can because he has already repeated back to her like 8 times….when he proudly turns to her and says:

“Hello in Spanish”…and turns back to watching TV…not acknowledging he had just said the funniest thing she had heard all week!!

2.  Our second story is one of action.   Cool kid L is much too young to learn Spanish he is still working on the MaMa’s and DaDa’s(no relation to the mama’s and the papa;s).  So he is learning actions like rolling a ball. Climbing stairs and the “BONK”.  For anyone who doesn’t know what the “bonk” is I’ll quickly explain.  L’s daddy (the daddy with world’s largest head) has taught both his boys to “bonk” and it is simply that when he says “bonk” they bonk their head into his…it’ kind of like a kiss…a fun form of affection and it’s really cute!!  One day mommy is watching L’s older brother run around like a crazyman when a doorway jumped out in front of him and he hit his head.  Mommy tried to comfort her crying boy and said “did you bonk your head” she only realized what she had said after L the boy she was carrying in her arms smashed his head into hers.  He looked at her with a loving, proud smile as her eyes began to tear and the crying boy was now laughing at the events that had just taken place.  the lesson here is for the mommy’s…Don’t marry a man with a gigantic melon or you will bear the children with gigantic melons!!

thanx for sharing of few minutes or your day…or hours for the slow readers…and letting the World’s Coolest Kid’s entertain you!!

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